Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Life isn't all bad.
Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
My family was a bunch of drunks, when I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway.'
Life is a four-letter word
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things …
people struggle, people fight for the simple pleasures in their lives but trouble comes from everywhere it's a little more than you can bear