More from Lenny Bruce

  1. In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls
  2. If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career
  3. A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe.…
  4. I want to perform an unnatural act.
  5. Are there any niggers here tonight? Could you turn on the house lights, please, and could the waiters and waitresses just stop serving, jus…
  6. Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
  7. The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
  8. I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

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