My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- This mocks the cost of cosmetic surgery by offering a cheaper alternative.
- In plain terms
- They could not lift her face but could lower her body for less money.
- What can you take from it?
- Jokes can highlight absurd pricing in vanity industries.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What is a luxury that seems overpriced?
- How do you cope with aging?
Another view
It targets physical appearance in a way that can feel cruel.
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