5 Henny Youngman Quotes on Joke

Henny Youngman quotes on joke

2. My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.

3. My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.

6. Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!

11. I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.

29. A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.