Henny Youngman Quotes on Joke
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.
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My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.
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Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
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I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
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A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.