Quote #11
I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
More from Henny Youngman
- If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
- What got you out of the woodwork?
- If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
- You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.
- All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
- Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go.
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- Look, I'm not going to engage in a battle of wits with you. I never attack anyone who is unarmed.