Quote #9
If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
More from Henny Youngman
- All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
- If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
- Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
- What got you out of the woodwork?
- My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
- You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.