Quote #7

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

More from Henny Youngman

  1. Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
  2. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
  3. My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
  4. If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
  5. My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.
  6. If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
  7. My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.
  8. I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.

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