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What does it mean?
The joke contrasts diet failure with an unrelated physical skill.
In plain terms
Dieting didn't help her weight, but it gave her new climbing skills.
What can you take from it?
Success isn't always about the original goal.

Where it applies

  • casual conversation
  • lighthearted complaint

Putting it to work

  • making light of setbacks

Questions to consider

  • What counts as success when the goal fails?
  • How do you redefine progress?

Another view

It relies on nonsense rather than insight.

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