Quote #5

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

More from Henny Youngman

  1. My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.
  2. Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
  3. My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.
  4. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
  5. My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.
  6. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
  7. Take my wife-please!
  8. If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?

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