6 Henny Youngman Quotes on Marriage

Henny Youngman quotes on marriage

1. Take my wife-please!

2. My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.

3. My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.

5. My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

7. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

25. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.