Henny Youngman Quotes on Marriage
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Take my wife-please!
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.
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My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.
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My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.