65 Diet Quotes
Short diet quotes
I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables.
Arsene WengerArsene Wenger quote #24 As a coach you can influence the diet of your players. You can point out what is wrong.
Arsene WengerArsene Wenger quote #27 For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
Davey HavokDavey Havok quote #52 My favorite animal is steak.
Fran LebowitzFran Lebowitz quote #29 I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin quote #134 Be careful what you swallow. Chew!
Gwendolyn BrooksGwendolyn Brooks quote #9 It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific.'
Beatrix PotterBeatrix Potter quote #5 Animals are my friends ... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #202
More diet quotes
I turned vegetarian after 9/11. A friend of mine came back from New York and said that he couldn't stand the smell of burnt flesh. It immediately reminded me of a barbecue.
Alyssa MilanoAlyssa Milano quote #7 Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene WengerArsene Wenger quote #26 It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave BarryDave Barry quote #29 I think vegetarians - for a lot of them - it's about a lack of commitment to life and relationships. There are some who just like the fact that they're controlling something in their life.
Kirsten DunstKirsten Dunst quote #15 We don't eat anything that has to be killed for us. We've been through a lot and we've reached a stage where we really value life.
Paul McCartneyPaul McCartney quote #27 When I was old enough to realize all meat was killed, I saw it as an irrational way of using our power, to take a weaker thing and mutilate it. It was like the way bullies would take control of younger kids in the schoolyard.
River PhoenixRiver Phoenix quote #11 It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #23 In fact, it makes me mad when someone kills snakes or dogs or cats or horses. I don't even like to eat meat - that is how much I am against killing....
Charles MansonCharles Manson quote #22 A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.
Leo TolstoyLeo Tolstoy quote #6 There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
Mark TwainMark Twain quote #148 Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
SocratesSocrates quote #83 Good wine is a necessity of life for me.
Thomas JeffersonThomas Jefferson quote #207 Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #221 There are no bad foods, only bad food habits. I eat cream, butter, and bacon; I just don't eat pounds of it at a time. I use these things when they are needed in recipes and leave them out when they're not needed.
Alton BrownAlton Brown quote #89 on diets: My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that 'self honesty' can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.)
Alton BrownAlton Brown quote #92 In two decades I've lost 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck quote #25 The average age (life expectancy) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and I am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beefsteak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #226 And especially, especially, don't fuck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say 'I'm wrong', and run away as fast as you can. Do not fuck with vegans because they will fuck you up...BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #9 The first thing that you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #39 Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society- the social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. And don't look back- something might be gaining on you.
Satchel PaigeSatchel Paige quote #1 I won't eat anything green. (Unknown)
Kurt Donald CobainKurt Donald Cobain quote #59 If he be really and seriously seeking to live a good life, the first thing from which he will abstain will always be the use of animal food, because ... its use is simply immoral, as it involves the performance of an act which is contrary to the moral feeling - killing
Leo TolstoyLeo Tolstoy quote #109 If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg quote #61 I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg quote #71 'Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood'.
Satchel PaigeSatchel Paige quote #30 This is how it starts, you know. Dissatisfied with the sustenance provided by home, these kids are walking right into the clutches of the processed food world! I mean, from here on out, they'll look to drive-thrus for satisfaction and 'Biggie size!' will be their battlecry.
Alton BrownAlton Brown quote #11 Last but not least, one cup of heavy cream. That's right, heavy cream. Look, I said I would help you make premium ice cream. I didn't say anything about low carb ice cream, or low fat ice cream, or low anything else ice cream. As far as I'm concerned, ice cream shouldn't be low anything! It should just taste good!
Alton BrownAlton Brown quote #50 Americans don't eat near enough vegetables. I'm not a vegetarian, though I do respect anyone who makes a hard and fast decision about what he or she is going to live on. All you have to do is look at the health statistics from countries whose cuisines are lighter on meat and heavy on veggies and fish. They live longer. It's as simple as that. What I would hate to see is a radical swing away from meat. I think we evolved as omnivores for a reason. And that's all I have to say about that.
Alton BrownAlton Brown quote #93 I lived for two years in Japan and it was the best diet I ever had. The whole way of life there is linked to health.
Arsene WengerArsene Wenger quote #25 My wife [...] recently put me on a diet after suggesting (a little unkindly, if you ask me), that I was beginning to look like something Richard Branson would try to get airborne.
Bill BrysonBill Bryson quote #24 People are starving all over the world, what do you mean, 'red meat will kill you'? Don't eat no red meat? No, don't eat no green meat : if you're one of the chosen few people in the world lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the shit out of it!
Chris RockChris Rock quote #16 Grayce Llewellyn thought that with appropriate dietary restrictions, she and J Sheringham Adair could have Ivor Llewellyn looking like Fred Astaire.
Fred AstaireFred Astaire quote #50 Ten seconds on the lips and a lifetime in the hips.
Jack La LanneJack La Lanne quote #9 The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Julia ChildJulia Child quote #2 Everything in moderation, including moderation.
Julia ChildJulia Child quote #3 I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita RudnerRita Rudner quote #14 Romanian-Jewish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler.
Zero MostelZero Mostel quote #5