My favorite animal is steak.

A place more hospitable to tourists than to its citizens is a Third World country.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

I understand, of course, that many people find smoking objectionable. That is their right. I would, I assure you, be the very last to criticize the annoyed. I …

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

'Actually, we promised you dirt and hippy leaf cakes...'

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.