6 Fran Lebowitz Quotes on Humor

Fran Lebowitz quotes on humor

9. Rome is a very loony city in every respect. One needs but spend an hour or two there to realize that Fellini makes documentaries.

10. Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.

21. Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.

24. No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

26. Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

29. My favorite animal is steak.