Fran Lebowitz Quotes on Humor
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Rome is a very loony city in every respect. One needs but spend an hour or two there to realize that Fellini makes documentaries.
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Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.
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Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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My favorite animal is steak.