Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The quote humorously links the ability to do long division with the right to smoke, implying that only competent adults should indulge.
- In plain terms
- Only those who can handle math should be allowed to smoke.
- What can you take from it?
- Don't grant privileges without competence.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What does competence really mean for adult choices?
- Can humor effectively change behavior?
Another view
It trivializes serious health issues by reducing them to a math test.
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