Fran Lebowitz Quotes on Family

4 quotes

  1. Do not elicit your child's political opinions. He doesn't know any more than you do.

  2. Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.

  3. Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

  4. Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable expectations and eventual disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around the room with royal-blue chickens.

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