Quote #14

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

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  1. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
  2. I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
  3. I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
  4. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
  5. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.…
  6. I'm just like Dr. Phil, except I have hair, and I don't help anybody.
  7. I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.
  8. In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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