I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Little John Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding picasso

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

Little and hairy. But if [The New York Post] want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck.