4 Rita Rudner Quotes on Appearance

Rita Rudner quotes on appearance

8. Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.

10. I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.

15. I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

17. I'm just like Dr. Phil, except I have hair, and I don't help anybody.