Rita Rudner Quotes on Appearance
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Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.
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I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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I'm just like Dr. Phil, except I have hair, and I don't help anybody.