Rita Rudner Quotes on Marriage
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I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Well, the old theory was 'marry a older man because they're more mature'. But the new theory is 'men don't mature - marry a young one'.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.