Rita Rudner Quotes on Gender
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Well, the old theory was 'marry a older man because they're more mature'. But the new theory is 'men don't mature - marry a young one'.
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about 'New Car Interior'?
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?