Rita Rudner Quotes on Family
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We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and: get more feet.
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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, 'Look, it's always gonna be me!'
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When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'