When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

When I was a kid I had two friends, and they were imaginary, and they would only play with each other.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Everybody wants to go to bed with everybody else, they're lined up for blocks, so I'll go to bed with you. They won't miss us.

There's a lot of guys around who are better for you than I am

Mother brings a child late to contact by half-an-hour; father then requires an extra half-hour the next week. This is getting silly. If, in fact, the father do…