I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker claims she was kicked out of ballet class for pulling a groin muscle that did not belong to her.
- In plain terms
- She jokes about being removed from ballet for someone else's injury.
- What can you take from it?
- Absurd excuses can highlight frustration.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you handle embarrassment?
- What are your funniest excuses?
Another view
The logic is impossible and clearly fictional.
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