If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- If carrots caused intoxication in humans, rabbits who eat them would be severely intoxicated.
- In plain terms
- Rabbits eat so many carrots that if carrots got humans drunk, rabbits would be very intoxicated.
- What can you take from it?
- Consider the scale of consumption before making assumptions.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Does quantity change effect?
- How do we measure impact?
Another view
It is too short to provide deep meaning beyond a joke.
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