I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He wants a suitcase handcuffed to his wrist, expressing a desire for constant travel readiness.
- In plain terms
- He wishes he could travel everywhere with his suitcase attached to him.
- What can you take from it?
- Travel readiness can feel like a burden or obsession.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What do you worry about losing while traveling?
- Is security worth the inconvenience?
Another view
The joke implies paranoia about losing luggage.
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