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About this quote

What does it mean?
The author presents a fake scientific fact about cholesterol absorption from another person's plate.
In plain terms
You supposedly cannot absorb cholesterol if it is not from your own food.
What can you take from it?
Beware of made-up health facts.

Where it applies

  • debating diet tips
  • sharing funny facts

Putting it to work

  • questioning diet advice

Questions to consider

  • How can you verify health claims?
  • Why do people believe fake science?

Another view

The claim is entirely false and intended only as humor.

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