Quote #11

This is how it starts, you know. Dissatisfied with the sustenance provided by home, these kids are walking right into the clutches of the processed food world! I mean, from here on out, they'll look to drive-thrus for satisfaction and 'Biggie size!' will be their battlecry.

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  1. Wilber, set the table. There's going to be good eats tonight.
  2. Build it right, and they will come.
  3. Allow me to present.. my bean board. Like it? I made it myself. Wouldn't Martha be proud?
  4. You're a French chef. Okay? Until great white sharks figure out how to catch rabies, that is going to be the scariest thing on earth.
  5. Silly sea monsters.
  6. The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.
  7. No matter how hard we try, sex isn't as good as sweet corn. (quoting Garrison Keillor)
  8. Behold -- the human eyeball. Okay, it's a kettle grill with a fancy paint job. Just work with me here for one second, okay, people?

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