Quote #8

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

More from Henny Youngman

  1. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
  2. If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
  3. Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
  4. If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
  5. My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
  6. I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
  7. My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.
  8. What got you out of the woodwork?

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