Quote #10
If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
More from Henny Youngman
- If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
- I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
- All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
- What got you out of the woodwork?
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.
- Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
- Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go.