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What got you out of the woodwork?
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I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.
If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go.
If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
Look, I'm not going to engage in a battle of wits with you. I never attack anyone who is unarmed.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them.
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