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What got you out of the woodwork?

— Henny Youngman

More from Henny Youngman

  1. I looked high and low for you. I didn't look low enough.
  2. You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.
  3. If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
  4. Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go.
  5. If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony?
  6. Look, I'm not going to engage in a battle of wits with you. I never attack anyone who is unarmed.
  7. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
  8. I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them.

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