Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone : Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much s…

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

A likely story - and probably true.

I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late eve…

There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before; like the larks in this country…