8 George Carlin Quotes on Time

George Carlin quotes on time

2. Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.

79. What year did Jesus think it was?

126. A day off is always more welcome when it's unexpected.

139. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

157. There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

160. When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?

161. I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again.

179. The future will soon be a thing of the past.