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What does it mean?
This rhetorical question highlights the absurdity of attributing modern temporal concepts to historical religious figures.
In plain terms
Jesus did not think in terms of years like we do.
What can you take from it?
Historical figures did not share our modern context.

Where it applies

  • theological debate
  • historical discussion
  • satire

Putting it to work

  • questioning dogma
  • historical research
  • writing satire

Questions to consider

  • How do we view historical figures?
  • Does time matter in belief?

Another view

The question assumes Jesus had a concept of time similar to ours.

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