Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Sexual profanity

3 quotes

  1. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?

  2. Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!

  3. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass, And she had you!

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