Quote #17
Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
More from Andrew Dice Clay
- There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe, She had so many kids her uterus fell out!
- Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. Shine upon the parking lot, As I eat my girlfriend's twat!
- Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
- Eenie meenie miney moe, Suck my dick and swallow slow!
- Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!
- Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed!
- Little Boy Blue...he needed the money!
- Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!