Skip to content
quotesby

27 Adult Quotes

from 7 authors

Short adult quotes

  1. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #15

  2. Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #25

  3. Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the fuck are they going?

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #27

  4. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass, And she had you!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #29

  5. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.

    George CarlinGeorge Carlin quote #195

  6. Inside every sophisticated grownup adult is a little kid just dying to get out.

    Walt DisneyWalt Disney quote #115

More adult quotes

  1. Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children, and not for the education of all adults of every age?

    Erich FrommErich Fromm quote #110

  2. Childhood lasts all through life. It returns to animate broad sections of adult life.... Poets will help us to find this living childhood within us, this permanent, durable immobile world.

    Gaston BachelardGaston Bachelard quote #13

  3. Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #20

  4. Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #21

  5. Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony Then wiped his mouth on his tie!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #22

  6. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #23

  7. Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby tits, And licked her asshole clean!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #24

  8. Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew her horse and licked his feet. She ate his asshole very nice, Tongued his balls not once, but twice!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #26

  9. Patty cake, Patty cake Baker's man. If your chick's on her period Just fuck her in the can!

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #28

  10. Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #31

  11. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick.

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #32

  12. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. He said 'Hey, free electric and gas.'

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #34

  13. Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #35

  14. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #36

  15. Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #39

  16. 'We used to kiss a little bit...lotta tongue; you used to love the Rock's tongue, didn't you? Remember how you used to nibble on The Rock's ear, on The Rock's neck, and whisper to The Rock, 'Hey Rock, go for it! Go for second base!' And as The Rock put his hand ever so gently on your knee, slid his hand up inch-by-inch, what did you do? You CUT THE ROCK OFF ON SECOND BASE!' 'The Rock has just one thing to say to you... poontang your ass on out of here!'

    Dwayne (The Rock) JohnsonDwayne (The Rock) Johnson quote #22

  17. Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took over! He gave her a bone of his own

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #30

  18. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #33

  19. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #37

  20. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene

    Andrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay quote #38

  21. (About making love with her husband) We sang Onward Christian Soldier, Phil, he took me like a virgin at the prison rodeo.

    Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #239