Quote #195
I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
More from George Carlin
- 69 : 71, which is 69 with two fingers up your ass : 68, which is 'You do me an' I'll owe you one.' Women hear that one all the time!
- Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
- If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
- You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick.
- If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party. (Napalm and Silly Putty)
- As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
- God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
- Reminds me of something my third grade teacher said to us. She said, 'You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cock-sucker from Gua…