Quote #193
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
More from George Carlin
- If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party. (Napalm and Silly Putty)
- 69 : 71, which is 69 with two fingers up your ass : 68, which is 'You do me an' I'll owe you one.' Women hear that one all the time!
- God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
- I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
- Why do people say 'I'm going to take a shit'? : They don't take a shit, they leave one.
- Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
- When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.
- You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick.