More from Andrew Dice Clay

  1. Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub. Faggots have threesomes, too- So fuckin' what.
  2. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.
  3. Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore, I ain't your pop.
  4. Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
  5. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene
  6. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her c…
  7. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
  8. Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.

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