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I go into these all-night 24 hour convenience stores, they got people in there. People? Things. These aren't even people, they don't even have a language to things that work in there. You go in for soda, cigarettes. You're like, 'Yeah, how much? How much?' And they're like 'Eh gooey buck and dee! Ah gooey buck--' And I'm like, you fuckin' geek! Where do they grow you? What farm were you picked out of?

Andrew Dice Clay#9

CultureConfusionExperienceShopping

About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker recounts a bizarre experience in a 24‑hour store where people act like non‑people, speaking nonsense, prompting frustration.
In plain terms
In a 24‑hour store, people act oddly and speak nonsense, causing irritation.
What can you take from it?
Unfamiliar environments can trigger frustration.

Where it applies

  • night‑time shopping
  • cultural misunderstandings

Putting it to work

  • stay calm in odd situations

Questions to consider

  • How do you handle strange encounters?
  • What assumptions cause frustration?

Another view

The rant is exaggerated and may not reflect typical experiences.

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