Quote #8

And where the Japanese coming from? What is that? Didn't we drop 2 bombs on them a couple years ago? What was in those bombs, fertilizer? And they're the worst drivers; I mean, how do you drive with your eyes 3/4 closed? You could blindfold these people with dental floss, you don't give them keys to a car!

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