Let me ask you a question...: the first time you fucked her, was she any good? Yeah? Now let me ask you another question: how do you think she got that way?
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Suggests partners' sexual skill is due to prior experience.
- In plain terms
- You get better from doing it a lot.
- What can you take from it?
- Practice makes perfect in bed.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Does experience equal quality?
- What matters in intimacy?
Another view
Implies moral judgment on past partners.
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