Groucho Marx Quotes on Memory
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: 'I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally'? I never said that.
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Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.