Quote #52

Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
  2. Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
  3. (while taking another character's pulse) Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
  4. Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
  5. [To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because …
  6. I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
  7. [regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
  8. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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