5 Groucho Marx Quotes on Value

Groucho Marx quotes on value

51. Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!

52. Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

107. When I heard about Hair, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets were $11 apiece. That's an awful price to pay. I went into the bathroom at home and took off all my clothes and looked in the mirror for five minutes. And I said, 'This isn't worth $11.'

115. Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!

127. Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.