Quote #51

Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!

More from Groucho Marx

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  2. Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
  3. [To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because …
  4. Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
  5. [regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
  6. Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
  7. I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
  8. I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

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