Quote #115
Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
More from Groucho Marx
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- I resemble that remark.
- Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.