Quote #116
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
More from Groucho Marx
- Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
- I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
- I resemble that remark.
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.