Groucho Marx Quotes on Love

5 quotes

  1. Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

  2. Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

  3. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

  4. I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

  5. My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.

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