8 Groucho Marx Quotes on Family

Groucho Marx quotes on family

42. I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.

55. I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

61. Because we were a kid act, we traveled at half-fare, despite the fact that we were all around twenty. Minnie insisted we were thirteen. 'That kid of yours is in the dining car smoking a cigar,' the conductor told her. 'And another one is in the washroom shaving.' Minnie shook her head sadly. 'They grow so fast.'

63. Blood's not thicker than money.

90. My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.

97. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

113. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

125. My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.