Groucho Marx Quotes on Family
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I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
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I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
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Because we were a kid act, we traveled at half-fare, despite the fact that we were all around twenty. Minnie insisted we were thirteen. 'That kid of yours is in the dining car smoking a cigar,' the conductor told her. 'And another one is in the washroom shaving.' Minnie shook her head sadly. 'They grow so fast.'
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.